DON'T PANIC IT IS JUST WANTON GROPING

[eijentu]

So reikah and I were sort of discussing the kind of warnings helpful advice newcomers to Shirasagi's court might need once Kurogane and Fai have installed there.

reikah: They are kinda sorta in love
reikah: Maybe
reikah: Just a little
eijentu: JUST A TAD OK
reikah: 'welcome to court, don't mind kurogane and fai, they're. Always like that'
eijentu: LOL OMG YES!
eijentu: 'the longing looks you'll have to ignore, i'm afraid, but you can blow this whistle for assistance if the petting lasts longer than a minute.'

Souma's life is hard ok. ;_;

Comments

[reikah]

Buckets of water were mandatory until the ninja realised the sight of dripping wet fai all dishevelled in silk just turned kurogane on more.

[eijentu]

LIKEWISE THE ATTEMPTS TO RESTRAIN KUROGANE'S HANDS HAD A RATHER UNFORTUNATE EFFECT ON FAI :\

[kittenkin]

Welcome to Shirasagi-jou.
Do not approach within 50 feet of the Mikado without permission on pain of death.
Do not defile the cherry trees, sacred pools or temples on pain of amputation.
Do not flirt with the blonde even if you think he's flirting with you on pain of PAIN and probable death.

Be it known that pretty much everyone of consequence is gay.

[reikah]

All of this, I agree with. 100%

[kittenkin]

Local Myth: Fai has successfully argued that having sex in the seven sacred pools does not fall under the definition of "defiling" it because said sex was a pure and natural act of love-making that celebrated the gods infinitely mysterious and wonderful powers of creation as represented in Kurogane's manly beauty and raw animal sensuality and that Fai ought not to be held responsible for having succumbed to it.

[farenmaddox]

*snerks a lot*

So if you were bored one day and thought you might be interested in writing porny crack....

Just sayin'

XDDDDD

[kittenkin]

They may have gotten away with it once but they will never do it again because there is a certain ninja who finds it exceedingly disconcerting when koi try to nibble on his junk.

And I have a to-do list a mile long..."boredom" is not in my foreseeable future.
（ーー；）

[eijentu]

Ahahaha, so much this! Number four needs to be part of the royal insignia! :DDD